Angličtina

I find it best to tell a joke before people get to know me, helps break the ice a little:

A man gets a call from his doctor.
The doctor says I have bad news and worst news.
The man says what is the bad news,
The doctor says you only have 24 hours to live,
The man is taken back and brings himself to ask
"what is the worst news?"
The doctor says "I forgot to call you yesterday!

Hi I am James from the UK. I have had a bad start in life but worked hard to pick myself up. I am not fully there until I find the right person.
My life started bad by spending most of my childhood in Great Ormond Street hospital for sick children. I am now a IT engineer/Writer/Photographer. (strange mix but modern times call for it) I have a flickr page with all my photos if you would like to see my pictures.

I am a caring gentleman who always puts a lady first. But no matter how charming I am ladies seem to take me for granted. I would like to meet a woman who is self dependant so she will love me for me and not what I spend on her. I am not rich but I would spend my last penny on the right woman. If you are out of my country that does not mean I will ask for flight money or accom, I am self dependent and will pay my way. All I want is someone who will love me for me and not for what I can do. All people seem to do is take from me, from DIY to computer fixing. It would be nice for someone to want me for me. I am Scottish heritage which means I do have a family color (Kilt)

I must admit I have a thing for the mature woman since they know what they want. I am not looking for a mother figure cos I have a great mum. I just find mature women attractive. I have one son who I dont get to see much even tho I would love to.

I am funny with a quick wit and also good direction in my life. Maybe one day I would like to move to the USA or if I make enough of my life like I plan to have a home in both countries.

I am looking for a caring soft woman who likes a good time and wants someone mature but funny. I would say I am silly but know when to be mature.
I just like to have fun. I have belly scars from years in hospital so if you do not like them please move to the next profile.

If you would like to know more please message me.

Býk

Normální

1,78 m

Modrá

Běloch/běloška

Singl

Ano - se mnou nežijí

Nejsem si jist(a)

Zadek

Jiné, Tajné piercingy, Líhnutí/šrafování, Strategicky umístěné tetování

Blonďatá

Žádní domácí mazlíčci

Ano

Maturita

Pracuji z domova

Počítače / Elektronika

IT Engineer

$100,000USD až $250,000USD/ročně

Není tu žádný hluk

Ne

Ano - ve společnosti

Průměrný Pepa

Přátelská osoba, Komické

Umění a řemesla, Sportovní, Rodina, Vzdělávání, Hudba, TV, Filmy, Internet, Hry, Rodina, Stravování, Fotografování, Divadlo, Vaření, Auta, Kempování, Gambling, Dobrovolnictví, Počítače

Potloukat se s přáteli, Pařba, Zůstat doma, Vyzkoušet nové věci, Filmy, Relax, Popíjet, Extrémní sporty, Čtení knihy, Jít do kasina, Hraní video her, TV, Jít na koncert, Jít do muzea

Somewhere quiet so we could talk and get to know each other.

Sky diving

Přátelská osoba, V pohodě

Ateista

Nikdy

To become a known writer or photographer

Chytrý, Suchý / sarkastický, Přátelská osoba

Zprávy, Kreslené filmy/seriály, Dokumenty, Drama, Situační komedie, Instruktážní, Filmy, Sportovní, Reprízy

Akční, Science fiction, Komedie, Romantika, Drama, Dokumentární, Rodina, Animované, Horror, Thriller, Pro dospělé

Country, Rock, Metal, Electronic, Klasické, Blues, Jazz, Industrial, New age, Ambient, Soul, Reggae, Punk

Zprávy, Autobiografie, Biografie, Obchodní, Klasické, Komické, Počítače, Fantasy, Fikce, Zdravotní, Historie, Horror, Humor, Instruktážní, Hudba, Mysteriózní, Filozofické, Manuály, Vědecké, Science fiction, Technické

Most things

Inteligenci, Humor, Skvělé dovednosti, Empatii, Citlivost, Troufalost, Spontánnost, Moc, Důvtip, Ohleduplnost, Netečnost

Someone friendly and warm. Someone I can be happy with.

Internetový kamarád(ka), Přítel, Partner na randění, Intimní, Odevzdaný/á