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Ready to spoil
Age 53 From Malibu, California - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
I do not take life seriously and am looking for the same trait in a woman. People who know me say that I am outgoing, friendly, laid back, and fun to be around. Guaranteed to make you laugh. A friend of mine said I am a narcissist (I can't deny that! ). But children, parents, and dogs all DO like me. So I can't be that bad of a person. Some of my hobbies are golf, beach volleyball, snow skiing, and hiking. When I unwind, I enjoy a glass of Johnny Walker blue label, neat. I live with an akita named Storm.

Why should you meet me? I know what women want. Women want to be independent, respected, romanced, and made to laugh. When a man gives a woman those things, she gives him her heart.

With me, the romance never ends. I view a relationship with a woman as a never-ending quest to keep a woman's heart.
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Gemini

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Slim
My Height Is  
6' 0 (1.83 m)
My Eyes Are  
Brown
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Never Married
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is  
Smile
Body Art  
Wouldn't Even Think About It
My Hair Is  
Black
I Have One Or More Of These  
Dog
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
College Degree
My Current Employment Status Is  
Retired
My Speciality Is  
Retired
My Job Title Is  
I am on permanent vacation
I Make This Much In A Year  
$250,000USD To $500,000USD/yr
I Live  
Alone
At Home  
There Is Always A Party Going On
I'm A Smoker  
No
I Drink  
Yes - Often

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Cool Dude
My Social Behavior Is  
Boisterous, Loud, Friendly, Comedic, Party Starter, Flirtatious, Outgoing
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Exercising, Sports, Reading, Learning, Music, Movies, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Dancing, Dining, Photography, Travel, Cars, Camping, Playing Cards, Gambling
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Extreme Sports, Reading A Book, Going To A Casino, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
Going to the beach with friends and then going out at night.
I've Always Wanted To Try  
Hang gliding, bungee jumping, whatever it is called where you slide down a wire in a jungle.
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Someone They Want To Be, Cool, A Flirt

Views

My Religion Is  
Catholic
I Attend Services  
On Holidays
My Political Views Are  
I Don't Like Politics
My Goal In Life Is  
I have been fortunate in life to have enough money now that I can retire at age 37. My goal in life now is to have as much fun as possible.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever, Friendly, Obscure, Slapstick

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
I Don't Like Tv
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Comedy
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Rap, Rock, Metal, Electronic, Pop, Classical, Blues, Jazz, Industrial, New age, Ambient, Dance, Soul, Reggae, Gospel, Folk, Punk
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Hanging out at the beach during the day with friends and then going out for dinner and drinks at night.

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Wit
What Do You Look For?  
I am looking for a woman to share the travel adventures that I am going to have in the coming years.

I enjoy being around women who are outgoing, witty, light hearted, confident, love to laugh, and have a great smile. Using one word: charming. In the Oxford English dictionary, one of the definitions of charming is: to effect as if by magic. I am looking for a woman that gives me that feeling. (WARNING: IF YOU OWN A CAT, OR ARE A CAT LOVER, OR EVEN READ GARFIELD, DO NOT CONTACT ME. THERE IS ZERO PERCENT CHANCE WE WILL CLICK. I KNOW THIS FROM EXPERIENCE.)
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed
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