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Hey there, how are ya? My name is Ainsley and I have just moved back to Crap Hampshire from Denver Colorado where I was living for a couple of years. For work I bartend at the moment as well as dabble in the mortgage business on the side. However, my long term goal is to become a psychologist. I'm starting up online classes for just that very shortly which I'm so excited for I cant even stand it.
As far as describing myself, I would have to say that I am the epitome of "looks are deceiving." On the outside I appear to be very feminine and dainty. I always have my hair and nails done, I think half of my closet is mini skirts. My measurements are 32dd-23-27 (no lie) so my curves make the femininity stand out that much more I think.
On the inside I'm a bit of a tomboy more than anything. I'm a bit of a party girl and I'm extremely social. I can walk into a crowd, completely feed off of other peoples energy and then corrupt them a bit with my own! I am often described as crazy but in a good way. I have a very fun spirit about me and I'm down to try anything new. I have no problem cracking jokes, playing some cards and kicking your butt in pool in the process :)

Anyway, I'm babbling a bit on here I think. I wouldn't want to cause anyones eyes to start bleeding before you even got the chance to email me. I hope to hear from you, don't you be shy :)

Pisces

Slim

5' 7 (1.7 m)

Brown

Caucasian

Single

No

Not Sure

Smile

Belly Button Ring, Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Secret Piercings, Strategically Placed Tattoo

Brown

Cat

Yes

Some College

Part-time

Food / Catering

Bartender

Under $100,000USD/yr

With Parent(s)

Friends Come Over Occasionally

Yes - Socially

Yes - Socially

Class Clown

Boisterous, Loud, Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Party Starter, Flirtatious, Outgoing

Exercising, Arts & Crafts, Sports, Learning, Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Games, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Dancing, Family, Dining, Photography, Theater, Travel, Cooking, Cars, Playing Cards, Gambling, Volunteering, Computers

Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Going Shopping, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Extreme Sports, Going To A Casino, Playing Dress-up, Playing Video Games, Tv, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum

It would no doubt have to be with someone who has a great sense of humor and an openmind. I really can thrive in any setting as long as the company is good (im sorry, i know i sound like a broken record with that statement.) Also, a good conversationalist is a must with me. If i have to drag a conversation out of you, i'll probably get fed up and try to get you drunk just so i dont have to pull teeth anymore.

Friendly, Someone They Want To Be, Cool, Perfect, Raunchy, Goofy, A Flirt

Agnostic

Never

Not Sure

To become a psychologist and maintain good relationships with people I love.

Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy

Cartoons, Documentaries, Situation Comedies, Instructional, Movies, Sports, Reality Shows

Comedy, Drama, Documentary, Horror, Thriller, Adult

Rap, Rock, Metal, Electronic, Pop, Classical, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, Blues, Jazz, Industrial, Dance

Horror, Humor, Philosophy

Anything as long as the company is good. I'm a party girl for sure and disgustingly outgoing.I enjoy learning new people and finding out what makes you tick. I love to work with my hands as well so you can find me doing alot of artsy craftsy sorts of things. I also love to cook and have won a few bucks in cooking contests.

Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Money, Power, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness

I suppose I'm looking for a solid bond and good communication more than anything. Im open to whatever the relationship may be as long as I have that to begin with. As far as men go, I prefer someone taller than me. Thats really my only preference on looks. Im Bi****al as well and I will admit Ive always been more attracted to the more chesty women...birds of a feather flock together huh? lol
Also, regardless of gender... PLEASE have a sense of humor! Im very quick witted and I love to make people laugh. I prefer someone on the talkative side. Its agony trying to communicate with someone who has the personality of a dead fish afterall.

Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Committed